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Quote of the Day

"...and you got a booger in your nose."

Bots not 27 anymore

Backlog

"I can't fuck a girl wearing corduroy."
lala

"Where do you keep your jump rope."
hitz

"If she's missin' an arm you gotta tripod that bitch."
lala

"You've just been replaced with this baguette."
hitz

"That tickles somethin' awful."
botty

"He likes you but I don't."
L

"Come on shweaties."
smo

"Is that bitch dead?"
L

"You gotta get a shake and fuck it up."
L

"It does look like I have a pooch but it's a blow pooch."
L

"Bring this to the bar and you'll get laid guaranteed."
B explaining double cousins

"Your penis is cleaner than fucking Chinese food."
hitz

"This chicken smells like borderline bong water."
hitz

"Or just long dick that thing."
L

"You ever had dick?"
runchy

"I'd have to deal with screamo pants daryl and his man vagina."
L

"I feel like I'm fucking your guys' chicken."
hitz

"What are we doing with this heat."
H

"I was a confederate snapping turtle."
B

"I got the straight up cheese dog."
hitz

"It's a robinito."
B

"She's down with the Taliban."
L

"He's gonna be draggin' that chocolate to work."
L

"Where the b...ladies at?"
L